5 things I am not missing about England

1. The sweaty commute on the train/tube- The weather hots up and so does the smelly douche bag that wakes up too late to shower, you know it's true.

2. "Totes Rah" Crowd- Big flicked hair, mummy and daddy's money, spending it on drugs in Shoreditch- meh.

3. Faces like smacked bums- cheer up love it's only Monday, oh wait you're about to stab me...

4. Paying £6 for a sandwich- seriously...£6?

5. The weather! yeah, yeah, yeah sunniest April since records began, don't come crying to me in July when it's pissing it down ;)

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Photo from here

Dear England,

I love you lots but it's Bank Holiday Monday and it's dark and rainy.

Give us all a break and get it grip, it's May for gawds sake.

Love,

Emily

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Ps I have enclosed a picture of me on a horse in Death Valley last October, so you get the idea.